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* snippet *

What, what?

“So,” Joe said as he threw a wet towel on the floor despite Kristi’s glare. “Are you going over with me or are you going to wait and go over later or are you going over earlier?”
Kristi simply sighed and continued working on her laptop.
“Yo! Woman! Answer this shit.”
“Joe,” she said calmly as she turned around to face his naked ass before he slipped on his blue swim trunks. “Don’t talk to me like that.”
Biting her lip and then letting a slight sulk emerge as his ass disappeared behind the thin fabric, she shook her head and returned to her work.
“Well?” he said and sat on the bed; his elbows on his knees and his sparkling blue eyes drilling through her silence.
As she continued chewing her lip, she stood and plucked a simple white bathing suit cover from the closet. Tossing her bag over her shoulder she shrugged.

That's all, folks. Can't post anything right now anyway!

This didn't happen...

Remember this idea? http://feistytales.blogspot.com/2011/02/on-board-fun.html

I do. And it didn't happen due to massive time restraints and other crap.

HOWEVER!

I will make it up to you, readers! I promise. I have something cool planned for you. :)

PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE!!

Update on updates

I've been completely neglecting my writing.

I have so many ideas, so much dialogue, so few minutes! haha There are troubles and tribulations that I really feel that all the characters (in all the stories) need to go through. Each hurdle will be something that reflects my personal life. I need this therapy. If only I could find the time.

This is the plan...

On Freaky 2: Get through a certain conversation that needs to happen. Maybe another sexitime. I'll leave that on board as I move on to...

While The Ocean Rocked: There's something major that has yet to happen, wouldn't you say? I think we've built it up long enough. Have we tortured Joe enough? Maybe. Maybe not. ;) We'll get there....... again.....with the maybes. But then...

All In Your Mind: Other than Freaky Temptation 1, this is my B A B Y. The story, minus sex, has been in my head since I was about 8. It needs to be told and on paper. But nothing that I write can mirror how beautiful the imagery is in my head. I try to describe what I see. Maybe I need to download the Thesaurus on my Evo. Ohhhhh wait, I did that already. Maybe we're set.

SO MANY MAYBES!!!

But here's a definite -

I missed writing. A lot. I'm doing it write now.. just writing simple dialogue. And I love it. I honestly love my characters.

You all know me. You know that I'm self mutilating when it comes to my own writing. I don't think I ever really say "OMG YOU GUYS THIS IS SOOOOOOO HOT!" about what I write. I can't be the judge of that. Obviously I think the scenario is hot or else I wouldn't be imagining it and it wouldn't be a fantasy put to paper. However, who am *I* to tell *you* that it's hot. I let you judge that on your own. Anyway, if I say that I love my characters, I really hope that you do too btw, it means something. They mean something to me. I'll never get tired of writing them but I'll always need a break. That break is far beyond OVER!!!

I'm going to open a discussion up on the board because I'm curious about something. Look for that.

Also...

There's a poll...

http://www.yourfreepoll.com/htluwnlwsp.html

Please vote. It's really helping me....maybe! HAHAHA :)

* snippet of FT2 *

Not much story in this little excerpt... But a hint of what I'm writing.

Doing her best to pull her breast up to her mouth, she curled her body forward and kept her eyes on Joe. When she felt her abs contract, she saw his eyes wander around her body and then roll back in his head as the hand in his pants slowed. Finally getting her nipple into her mouth, she smiled then placed it between her teeth.

“You like that?” he panted. “You like feeling teeth on your pretty little nipples, baby?”

She loved it when he talked like that. The dirty little whispers that were backed by so much passion she could feel it penetrate her gut.

Masturbation: Part 2

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Masturbation: Part 1

Okay, so usually when I want to write a blog, I never do. However, when I polled Twitter this evening, and ladies were talking amongst each other, hardly anyone answered. I know, you don’t have to pay attention to everything that I say. Normally, you don’t. I’m assuming if I would have tagged Donnie in a tweet some where I may have gotten a response or recognition. We know that’s not going to happen any time soon. 

There are more important things that I’d rather use Twitter to discuss than New Kids, American Idol and The Bachelor. Not saying that if you want to snark your way to spoilers for the West Coast you’re not “tweeting correctly”. It’s your Twitter, I don’t care what you do. I haven’t been active much lately in the Tweeting community due to my lack of anything to say that will actually bring an interest to my timeline. I don’t have New Kids news, I don’t watch East Coast feeds of reality TV shows and I haven’t downloaded Jordan’s single.

So! What did I tweet? I asked when the last time it was that the women who follow me had a “date” with themselves. Even some of the women that responded to me didn’t answer the question. Why did I ask this? Because I was watching a DVR’d show of Dr. Oz. He brought up talking about sex with your girlfriends was a good idea. They brought up masturbation.

This struck a chord with me. Not a nerve, mind you. But I was curious to see who would answer or who would respond and how they would. Well, three people answered the question and did a couple of tweets giving some detail about it. (Not personal detail just like, oh hey me! type of thing). Others probably rolled their eyes at me and didn’t respond. Then I did get a couple of other responses but they were more of the “oh, you again” type.

Oh, me again? There Feisty goes, talking about sex.

Is sex important to me? Yes. Should it be important to you? Yes. It’s important for your health; mental and physical. If you’re not having sex you may want to evaluate why. If you’re single and are pickier about penises than shoes, then well, there’s your answer. And that’s fine! Be picky because once one fuckin’ lands you it’s hard to get rid of them ;). If you have a partner and you’re not having sex with them, take a few steps back and ask yourself why. Do you want to? Does he make you feel sexy? Is it really his job to make you feel sexy? Do you ever compliment him? Do you make him feel sexy so he repays the favor? Do you do anything to make yourself sexy? Say something, give a look? Respond to his touch?

Sex, sex, sex. Sure. It’s important for your relationship. Yadda, yadda. But the most important sex you’ll have is with yourself.

Some answered that when they feel the mood they run to the bathroom, get off and go about their day. That’s healthy, in my opinion. Yeah, there have been times where I’m not home and it’s like… WHOA body, NOW? I take care of it, move on. Sometimes you just can’t control it. Those are the quickies that are more about self-satisfaction than self-discovery or self-love.

The type of masturbation that I’d wish more women would engage in is a total and complete date with themselves. It may be planned or you might find yourself with the kids asleep early, husband working late, boyfriend away. Maybe you’re single and no one is home. Roommate is gone, parents are on vacation or out to a movie. Well, shit. There’s time to fill. You can sit for two hours on Twitter and sure, that’s entertaining (big eye roll here) or you can put the electronics away (except one special friend), run a bath, light a candle and go to town on yourself.

Honestly? I’d rather spend the time with myself than talking about the same thing again and again- another night spent on a social network. Is the laundry done? Guess what? It’ll still be there when you’re finished with yourself. Dishes in the sink? They’ll be there again. Let something go and let yourself go for once.

Now, before I go into what you could do to have the night with yourself, just a quick run-down of a few benefits of masturbation.

Masturbation helps prevent cervical infections and helps relieve urinary tract infections. The movements, the swelling, the liquid flow of your body will naturally introduce certain things to your body that promote cervical health. Healthy bacteria are able to be introduced while old fluid flushes from the system.

If you cramp a lot during menstruation, you may want to look into masturbation as a relief. The increased blood flow to the area can alleviate cramping and back pain caused by PMS. Of course, you can be messy but the wonderful thing about being a woman, we have two spots you can stimulate. Some of us don’t even need direct contact so if that’s you, give a whirl the next time you have cramps.

Masturbation can help work against insomnia through hormonal and tension release. Instead of popping dangerous sleeping pills or trying to drink a half a bottle of wine before you go to bed to get to sleep, try exhausting yourself the more enjoyable way.

If you’ve had a child or have a weak pelvic floor, guess what can help strengthen that? Orgasms. And who can probably give you the best orgasms of your life? Yourself. During climax, your uterus lifts off the pelvic floor and pulsates. That’s muscle tension. The same thing happens when you lift weights. Muscles tense and release, you’re working them out. Same idea. I’m sure you get it. Especially if you cough or sneeze in a sitting position and UH OH! Yeah. Masturbation can help you out.

The last physical benefit I want to touch upon is KNOW YOUR BODY. By touching yourself and knowing what is going on down there you will be able to notice a difference first. How often do you go to the gynecologist? How often are you supposed to go? Do you go? Once a year? Twice a year? Is twice a year even enough to go get an exam from someone who doesn’t know what you looked like two weeks ago? Are they going to feel you up? No. They’re going to open you up, take a swab and ask if you have any questions.

By spending time with yourself you can become familiar with your body. If you feel something, smell something, fuck it, taste something different (some people are into it, don't "eww" we're all adults), you will know first. So many women rely on their doctors to tell them what is wrong and sorry, ladies? That just may be too late. Who do you think finds a tumor on a testicle first. A doctor? Or the man that gets down with himself every other day? I’ve known three guys with a tumor on a testicle and guess who found it? THEM. If you slide your fingers up in yourself and feel something out of the ordinary you’ll know you need to make a phone call; and you should.

Okay. So that was medical. I don’t give statistics, you can Google some of the stuff that I’ve talked about. Google medical benefits for masturbation if you want to read further about medical jargon.

I do want to post a blog about the more sensual side of this topic, I do. But I want to post this first. Think about some of the things that I mentioned. Google for yourself. Look into it and be ready for the next blog that I post. Very soon.