The List

Hey people,

Throughout this project I'm going to be posting things here for your advice. I'd like to get input. These are the names I'm using, in no particular order ;), to describe the people I need to describe. Do any of these sound too rude to you? I was going to name the dead guy "The Dead Guy" but I thought of something a little bit more appropriate. Let me know! Feed back, yes?

Oh, and there will come a point where these little things will only be available on The Feisty Tales. :) Join up if you haven't already.

1. The First
2. The Angel
3. The Geek
4. The Airman
5. The Best Friend
6. The Break Through
7. The Wrestler
8. The Fling
9. The Quickie
10. The Pilot
11. The Genius
12. The Father
13. The Boy
14. The Nothing
15. The Game
16. The Puppy
17. The Perfection
18. The Surfer
19. The Present

Therapy

In light of recent events that only a few know about, I decided that I need an outlet other than fiction to write about. I've contemplated doing this before but I never really had a reason or the time. Not that I have the time now, exactly, but I've been thinking about it more now than ever before.

I'm going to write an autobiography of sorts. I'm not sure exactly what to call it but I think putting this book together will help me piece together who I am and why I'm here. How I got to this level of jadedness in my life when it comes to men. I don't trust any of them. I probably never will again. But I think if I write this I'll at least help someone else to stop before they get to this point.

I'll always have the separation of love and sex because of the men in my life. But I'll always want that deep connection. I strive for it. Searching for it and going about it the wrong way... entirely the wrong way.. for the last 16 years of my life.

I've been sexually active now for exactly half of my life so I figure it's a good time to start this project. I'll post excerpts here. It will be more humorous than anything. The smut writer in me still wants to go into detail about certain men and activities we've engaged in. I'll include that but don't look at this project as a hot fiction novel.

I'll be sharing things here and there and would greatly love your opinion.

Thanks, readers. I've missed you.

Feisty

Something new

Something new is going on at The Feisty Tales. Why don't you log in and find out what it is. :)

* snippet *

What, what?

“So,” Joe said as he threw a wet towel on the floor despite Kristi’s glare. “Are you going over with me or are you going to wait and go over later or are you going over earlier?”
Kristi simply sighed and continued working on her laptop.
“Yo! Woman! Answer this shit.”
“Joe,” she said calmly as she turned around to face his naked ass before he slipped on his blue swim trunks. “Don’t talk to me like that.”
Biting her lip and then letting a slight sulk emerge as his ass disappeared behind the thin fabric, she shook her head and returned to her work.
“Well?” he said and sat on the bed; his elbows on his knees and his sparkling blue eyes drilling through her silence.
As she continued chewing her lip, she stood and plucked a simple white bathing suit cover from the closet. Tossing her bag over her shoulder she shrugged.

That's all, folks. Can't post anything right now anyway!

This didn't happen...

Remember this idea? http://feistytales.blogspot.com/2011/02/on-board-fun.html

I do. And it didn't happen due to massive time restraints and other crap.

HOWEVER!

I will make it up to you, readers! I promise. I have something cool planned for you. :)

PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE!!

Update on updates

I've been completely neglecting my writing.

I have so many ideas, so much dialogue, so few minutes! haha There are troubles and tribulations that I really feel that all the characters (in all the stories) need to go through. Each hurdle will be something that reflects my personal life. I need this therapy. If only I could find the time.

This is the plan...

On Freaky 2: Get through a certain conversation that needs to happen. Maybe another sexitime. I'll leave that on board as I move on to...

While The Ocean Rocked: There's something major that has yet to happen, wouldn't you say? I think we've built it up long enough. Have we tortured Joe enough? Maybe. Maybe not. ;) We'll get there....... again.....with the maybes. But then...

All In Your Mind: Other than Freaky Temptation 1, this is my B A B Y. The story, minus sex, has been in my head since I was about 8. It needs to be told and on paper. But nothing that I write can mirror how beautiful the imagery is in my head. I try to describe what I see. Maybe I need to download the Thesaurus on my Evo. Ohhhhh wait, I did that already. Maybe we're set.

SO MANY MAYBES!!!

But here's a definite -

I missed writing. A lot. I'm doing it write now.. just writing simple dialogue. And I love it. I honestly love my characters.

You all know me. You know that I'm self mutilating when it comes to my own writing. I don't think I ever really say "OMG YOU GUYS THIS IS SOOOOOOO HOT!" about what I write. I can't be the judge of that. Obviously I think the scenario is hot or else I wouldn't be imagining it and it wouldn't be a fantasy put to paper. However, who am *I* to tell *you* that it's hot. I let you judge that on your own. Anyway, if I say that I love my characters, I really hope that you do too btw, it means something. They mean something to me. I'll never get tired of writing them but I'll always need a break. That break is far beyond OVER!!!

I'm going to open a discussion up on the board because I'm curious about something. Look for that.

Also...

There's a poll...

http://www.yourfreepoll.com/htluwnlwsp.html

Please vote. It's really helping me....maybe! HAHAHA :)

* snippet of FT2 *

Not much story in this little excerpt... But a hint of what I'm writing.

Doing her best to pull her breast up to her mouth, she curled her body forward and kept her eyes on Joe. When she felt her abs contract, she saw his eyes wander around her body and then roll back in his head as the hand in his pants slowed. Finally getting her nipple into her mouth, she smiled then placed it between her teeth.

“You like that?” he panted. “You like feeling teeth on your pretty little nipples, baby?”

She loved it when he talked like that. The dirty little whispers that were backed by so much passion she could feel it penetrate her gut.

Masturbation: Part 2

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Masturbation: Part 1

Okay, so usually when I want to write a blog, I never do. However, when I polled Twitter this evening, and ladies were talking amongst each other, hardly anyone answered. I know, you don’t have to pay attention to everything that I say. Normally, you don’t. I’m assuming if I would have tagged Donnie in a tweet some where I may have gotten a response or recognition. We know that’s not going to happen any time soon. 

There are more important things that I’d rather use Twitter to discuss than New Kids, American Idol and The Bachelor. Not saying that if you want to snark your way to spoilers for the West Coast you’re not “tweeting correctly”. It’s your Twitter, I don’t care what you do. I haven’t been active much lately in the Tweeting community due to my lack of anything to say that will actually bring an interest to my timeline. I don’t have New Kids news, I don’t watch East Coast feeds of reality TV shows and I haven’t downloaded Jordan’s single.

So! What did I tweet? I asked when the last time it was that the women who follow me had a “date” with themselves. Even some of the women that responded to me didn’t answer the question. Why did I ask this? Because I was watching a DVR’d show of Dr. Oz. He brought up talking about sex with your girlfriends was a good idea. They brought up masturbation.

This struck a chord with me. Not a nerve, mind you. But I was curious to see who would answer or who would respond and how they would. Well, three people answered the question and did a couple of tweets giving some detail about it. (Not personal detail just like, oh hey me! type of thing). Others probably rolled their eyes at me and didn’t respond. Then I did get a couple of other responses but they were more of the “oh, you again” type.

Oh, me again? There Feisty goes, talking about sex.

Is sex important to me? Yes. Should it be important to you? Yes. It’s important for your health; mental and physical. If you’re not having sex you may want to evaluate why. If you’re single and are pickier about penises than shoes, then well, there’s your answer. And that’s fine! Be picky because once one fuckin’ lands you it’s hard to get rid of them ;). If you have a partner and you’re not having sex with them, take a few steps back and ask yourself why. Do you want to? Does he make you feel sexy? Is it really his job to make you feel sexy? Do you ever compliment him? Do you make him feel sexy so he repays the favor? Do you do anything to make yourself sexy? Say something, give a look? Respond to his touch?

Sex, sex, sex. Sure. It’s important for your relationship. Yadda, yadda. But the most important sex you’ll have is with yourself.

Some answered that when they feel the mood they run to the bathroom, get off and go about their day. That’s healthy, in my opinion. Yeah, there have been times where I’m not home and it’s like… WHOA body, NOW? I take care of it, move on. Sometimes you just can’t control it. Those are the quickies that are more about self-satisfaction than self-discovery or self-love.

The type of masturbation that I’d wish more women would engage in is a total and complete date with themselves. It may be planned or you might find yourself with the kids asleep early, husband working late, boyfriend away. Maybe you’re single and no one is home. Roommate is gone, parents are on vacation or out to a movie. Well, shit. There’s time to fill. You can sit for two hours on Twitter and sure, that’s entertaining (big eye roll here) or you can put the electronics away (except one special friend), run a bath, light a candle and go to town on yourself.

Honestly? I’d rather spend the time with myself than talking about the same thing again and again- another night spent on a social network. Is the laundry done? Guess what? It’ll still be there when you’re finished with yourself. Dishes in the sink? They’ll be there again. Let something go and let yourself go for once.

Now, before I go into what you could do to have the night with yourself, just a quick run-down of a few benefits of masturbation.

Masturbation helps prevent cervical infections and helps relieve urinary tract infections. The movements, the swelling, the liquid flow of your body will naturally introduce certain things to your body that promote cervical health. Healthy bacteria are able to be introduced while old fluid flushes from the system.

If you cramp a lot during menstruation, you may want to look into masturbation as a relief. The increased blood flow to the area can alleviate cramping and back pain caused by PMS. Of course, you can be messy but the wonderful thing about being a woman, we have two spots you can stimulate. Some of us don’t even need direct contact so if that’s you, give a whirl the next time you have cramps.

Masturbation can help work against insomnia through hormonal and tension release. Instead of popping dangerous sleeping pills or trying to drink a half a bottle of wine before you go to bed to get to sleep, try exhausting yourself the more enjoyable way.

If you’ve had a child or have a weak pelvic floor, guess what can help strengthen that? Orgasms. And who can probably give you the best orgasms of your life? Yourself. During climax, your uterus lifts off the pelvic floor and pulsates. That’s muscle tension. The same thing happens when you lift weights. Muscles tense and release, you’re working them out. Same idea. I’m sure you get it. Especially if you cough or sneeze in a sitting position and UH OH! Yeah. Masturbation can help you out.

The last physical benefit I want to touch upon is KNOW YOUR BODY. By touching yourself and knowing what is going on down there you will be able to notice a difference first. How often do you go to the gynecologist? How often are you supposed to go? Do you go? Once a year? Twice a year? Is twice a year even enough to go get an exam from someone who doesn’t know what you looked like two weeks ago? Are they going to feel you up? No. They’re going to open you up, take a swab and ask if you have any questions.

By spending time with yourself you can become familiar with your body. If you feel something, smell something, fuck it, taste something different (some people are into it, don't "eww" we're all adults), you will know first. So many women rely on their doctors to tell them what is wrong and sorry, ladies? That just may be too late. Who do you think finds a tumor on a testicle first. A doctor? Or the man that gets down with himself every other day? I’ve known three guys with a tumor on a testicle and guess who found it? THEM. If you slide your fingers up in yourself and feel something out of the ordinary you’ll know you need to make a phone call; and you should.

Okay. So that was medical. I don’t give statistics, you can Google some of the stuff that I’ve talked about. Google medical benefits for masturbation if you want to read further about medical jargon.

I do want to post a blog about the more sensual side of this topic, I do. But I want to post this first. Think about some of the things that I mentioned. Google for yourself. Look into it and be ready for the next blog that I post. Very soon.

* snippet *

Oh, whatever. Shut up. All of you.

Working on WTOR.

“What’s up, J?” she asked. “I knew that it was bound to happen. Hopefully you got it out of your system and no I’m not going to punch you. But I don’t want you to ever go to exile again. Especially with her.”

“Out of my system?” he said. “You know, I told you. I don’t take it back.”

“We don’t owe each other anything.”

“We don’t,” he agreed and leaned into her.

“Not yet.”

“Not yet,” he repeated as he brushed his lips to hers. He went in for a full kiss.

“How did you find this place?” she asked.

“Nikki?”

“What?”

“Kiss me.”

On retirement

I dislike the word "quit" for so many reasons. It has this overall negative tone that I like to distance myself from. Quitting is something one does when faced with a challenge, not when they've accepted the end of something.

So, here on out I will use the word RETIRE.

I have retired from writing. It has been a very, what word should I use here? Rumbustious two plus years. It's over.

I'm no writer.

I am a mother, a daughter, a sister, a friend. I am a hard worker, a lousy fiance and a loyal pet owner. I am a bitch, a shit-stirrer, a dreamer.

Those are things that I am.

What I am not: a writer, an author, a creator. I am not an artist. I am not someone who can gather words and easily spit them out into Word. I am not that person. I'm not a craftswoman.

It's been a painful road in admitting this to myself. Believe me. It breaks my heart admitting that you all have been seriously duped. I'm pretty sure that anyone could have seen this coming. When's the last time I posted something of actual quality?? Exactly.

I have taken what has been said, the good and the bad, about my writing and filed it away into neat little categories. When I started doing this in my mind I thought the good would outweigh the bad. Boy was I wrong. It's amazing just how much weight something bad brings into the situation. Let's say every light and fluffy comment that I've read about my work weighs 1lb. Every single negative comment, remark or situation weighs 10lbs. When we put it all together, well, I'm sure you guys are smart enough to do math.

So, those that have doubted me. You were right and you win. I am no writer. I will stop pretending to be so I don't "disgrace" your craft.

I am, however, a simple storyteller. Whether I want to continue doing that, that's up to me. But as for now I'm officially RETIRED.

Posts containing links to where you can find the endings of the stories that I have started will be available. The text itself will not be posted on The Feisty Tales but the links to where they can be found will be. And they will be password protected.

Thanks for all your support. I've made so many good friends through writing. Most of whom I still love and adore.

PS: I'm still editing Freaky Temptation for the photo contest winner. Sorry it's taken so long. Life stinks sometimes :(

Hey!

Something is going on!!!!!!

http://www.cafepress.com/FeistyTales

Descriptions:
TEAM FEISTY - quote: "Kiss it, Joe."
TEAM JOE - quote: "Things have changed."
TEAM PRESTON - quote: "Yes, Mistress."
TEAM LAYLA - quote: "On your knees."
TEAM JOEDAN - quote: "This is about us."

On Board Fun!

So, on Twitter @PrincessCR1 had an excellent idea.

I remember I mentioned it earlier to a couple girls that weren't on board and they're fucking lame anyway that we should have story telling time! We're writers. If you want to go stalk those 5 fucks the entire time and not enjoy yourself then that's fine. But guess what? They're going to be busy and not out ALL of the time.

So, here's the deal.

The writers of The Feisty Tales have come together (well, some of us) and we have decided that we want to "host" a story-telling time on the ship this year! Sit on the floor, sit around a lounge, we'll figure it out.

Introducing the first annual:

Cock Tales with Cocktails

Details will follow. Most likely we'll keep this on The Feisty Tales ONLY. We'll create a thread/subforum for it in a little bit when JoshyWashy can get to a computer to figure it all out.

Much love,

The Writers of TFT

Postive thoughts and vibes, people!

This blog is dedicated to the people that have helped me. Those that have encouraged me, lifted me, held me, rocked me, coddled me, cuddled me, loved me, yelled at me, cussed at me, hated me.

A tremendous thank you to all of you reading this. If you're reading this and wondering why I would be thanking you then you obviously don't know me. If you have no clue what I'm talking about, contact me and I'll direct you where to go.

The other day I sent a picture to a few people that have supported me through this two and a half year journey. I want to post the replies that I got to that picture. I know for a fact that I forgot to send the picture to some people. Due to the nature of the picture though (the information that you can see in it and on it) I can't post it publically.

However, if you've ever gotten an email, even just one, from jhjluvsmjm@gmail.com, this blog's for you.

THANK YOU!

You have made the wild ride what it is. Someone said blood, sweat and tears and that is nothing of an exaggeration to what I've been through with this darn thing. I've loved it, hated it, worshipped it and loathed it.

I wanted a page where I could just scroll through your endearing comments. Seriously, guys. This has put me OVER THE MOON this week. I love you all probably too much. But not in some creepy I'll-touch-you-through-your-windows-at-night-when-you're-sleeping way. :)

Okay, here they are. The replies to the photo I sent (typos and all). And anyone that knows what I'm talking about? Please feel free to leave a comment. Your support is what made The Feisty Saga. (Unfortunately I didn't save the tweets from the people that responded via Twitter... BOO!!! I suck.)

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Crissy:

Very cool Kristi! I'm excited for you! Keep me posted on how it goes..I will gladly buy it. :D

Jennifer aka Big Mama:

Good Luck....Just know if one says no....there will be more to send it to. :-) It's all gonna happen for ya, I know it!

@lisamh77:

That is so awesome, amazing, wonderful!! I'll be keeping my fingers crossed-- and you're right, you'll never know if you don't try! I'm so proud of you for sending it :)

Sarah:

Awwwwwwwwwww.  Thank you for sharing!  : D

*tear*

First off, I SO love you for writing and then, furthermore, *sharing* your gifts with all of us.  That in and of itself is amazing.  But, now this??  This is *beyond* exciting and I could not POSSIBLY be more proud of you for doing it.  : )

Like you said....honestly, what DO you have to lose?  Absolutely nothing.  You already have a fanbase that can't get enough of this and that will be loyal for life.  That right there is untouchable.  If these people you're sending it to are as smart as we are, they'll know what to do.  ; ) 

You are a fuckin rock star and this honestly makes me smile from the heart.  : )

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!  *bounces*

xoxoxoxo

Josh:

about fuckin time. good luck. you know im backin you 100%!

glad you didnt chicken out, skeev.

Jen K:

OMG! Yay! I'm so glad you are sending it! I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you! You're awesome!

Michelle:

Yay!!! Crossing my fingers for you!

Mandy:

YAY!! I'm so excited for you!! I have my fingers crossed!

It's your baby. I can understand why. Just have some faith. =)

Shannon:

Awwww I heart you too!  No matter what your stories

kick ass, I dont waste my time reading crap, and if I was a publisher

I would jump on this with both feet!  I wish you the best of luck!

I don't know if I ever told you how much you inspire me.  Tina

convinced me to start writing & posting but YOU inspired me to write

better & to keep trying. Now that I have no one to take so much of my

time I am going to get back to it, again because of you. You are so

brave putting your story out there!  I can't imagine letting my babies

go, I'm afraid i would be laughed at so I understand the ego thing.

But I'd put my money on you in this case cuz you are amazing!  Can't

wait to see the cover art with a blue eyed hottie! (just not as hot as

Joe)  Idk if you know this but there are a lot more publishing

companies that sell books with bdsm in them so I have faith. **hugs**

Thank you for including me in this group it means a lot

Love ya Kristi!

Dale:

Hi,

Woweee! What can I say? I REALLY wish u the best of luck, and I hope it gets noticed and published. You're an exceptional writer and had me hooked from the beginning.

I'll be buying one when it goes to print and can say that I read it whilst it was being made

Good luck hon, you deserve it

Xx

April:

YAY! I wish you all the luck in the world... Either way.... you are the BEST! And a true hero in even taking this step....

Holly:

That..... Is......... AWESOME!!!!!!!! <3 you Feisty!!

Jess:

So proud of you hun!!!

Lisa:

Awww Kris.....we were just your sounding boards....your test subjects....and WE LOVED EVERY WORD!!!!  You are the talent, the creativity and the skank behind the wonderful novels and for most of us fantasies you write......please don't evah stop......we see u in a way u might not see yourself, for the truly talented and amazing writer that you are.  I'm so glad I found you and befriended you.....I can't wait for the next book....in the meantime I will re read the first ones over snd over again.  THANK YOU!!! 

Christine:

Sweetie,

I am SO proud of you for doing this.  :)  I know your stories definitely deserve to be published, so hopefully the important people at the top will see that, as well.  Love you, babe!  Can't wait to see what comes of all of this!!!  :)

Nikki:

OMG that is AWESOME!!! SO happy for you! Lotsa Luck!  \ o / \ o / \ o / \ o / \ o /
I wanna elaborate. When you sent me the first thing you sent me FT I believe, and I started reading it, my VERY first INITIAL impression, was very, clutch my pearls ohmy. As I continued reading I had an epiphany. You really are a talented writer. Like seriously. I am an avid reader. #Bookworm I know good writing. You are a good writer. Seriously. Know that.
That is all

Erin:

Way to go, good luck, w00t, woohoo, you know where I am going with this yes? I'll be keeping my fingers crossed! Would love to see FT in hardcover!!!!

Debbie:

Congrats to you, my dear! That's wonderful news. I would like to personally thank you for your dedication and hard work to this project. More to the fact that you share it with all of us. It's been a pleasure to read such fine work. Good luck to you in your endeavor.

Jenn:

I am so Proud of you babygirl! I knew one day I'd manage to get you to believe in yourself enough to share this with the world....or at least the kinky part of the world that likes to read erotica :P I have been reading erotica since I was a teenager and none of the stuff i've ever read even came close to the stories you've given me.  Freaky Temptation changed my life....no lie! It woke me up and made me want to be sexual again after not being for so long and it brought me to you and made me love another person in a way I never knew possible so THANK YOU!

Tim:

Wow, Kitten. This is some big shit you got goin'. Anything you need in ways of support I'm here. Thanks for the photo...it's REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be prepared to be swept away. =) Can't think of anyone more deserving. You worked your fingers to the bone for this shit!!!! Even if there was an external harddrive thrown here and there........=( lol

Jen @xariesgirl78x:
I got your email! *HUGS* Congrats girlie! I'm so proud of you!

* snippet *

Yep. I promised and I have to keep that promise. I'm going to do a smallish update for this one. No major happenings, really. But perhaps they will be when I finish them. I can't say for sure. Then? I'm going to rotate (but not to be confused with a dutch rudder rotation) over to All In Your Mind. Yes. And this is all while editing Freaky Temptation for my contest winner.

ANYWAY! More on that later (tomorrow).... SNIP-PET! PET PET PET!

“Yep,” he said. “And who knows what they have in store for us. They told us that there would be a podium.”

“Yep,” Kristi said as she narrowed her eyes into the sunset.

“What’s a podium?”

Knowing he couldn’t see her, Kristi rolled her eyes blatantly into her skull and sighed.

“You know that thing that the POTUS stands behind and-.”

“POTUS?”

“President of the United States?”

“Obama!” Jordan said proudly.

“Yes,” Kristi nodded.

“But what’s a POTUS?”

“Obama,” she replied.

He paused. “Not seeing it, Kris,” Jordan said in defeat.

She looked down into the sand and the biggest part of her mind was ready to get back to Joe. He “got” her. He understood her ramblings. The past few days were filled with great sex but often she found her thoughts wandering to Joe. Especially when it came to the conversation. Jordan was nice. He was sweet, attentive and awesome to talk to when it came to bunnies or lollipops...

* snippet *

Ooooh, you wanted an update and all I'm giving you is this measly snippet. However, the end of chapter 18 is in the boxes of my betas. You'll get it soon enough. Behave!! And you shall RECEIVE!!! :)

Once Joe had discarded Layla’s jeans, he looked to Kristi for instruction. She took his hands and placed them on Layla’s breasts. Slowly, she moved them in circles; hard at first and then she pulled them away so Joe’s palms were barely touching the nipples. She moved his hands in tight circles then, teasing Layla and keeping Joe’s hands away when she tried to thrust her chest into them.

“Ah-ah, Layla,” Joe said. “I think you’ve given Kristi some control here. You don’t want to fuck that up, do you?”

“Did I say you could talk to her?” Kristi spat.

“No, Kristi,” he responded. “But I shouldn’t need permission to talk to our guest.”

Kristi laughed as Layla sat speechless. Joe looked to his left where Kristi was standing and saw her naked pubis in front of his face. Leaning over, he gently kissed her.

“Mmm, Joe,” Kristi said and pushed his hands into Layla; squeezing them and ultimately squeezing Layla’s tits. “Lick me.”

* snippet *

An update and a snippet in one fucking night? No way! WAY!!!

Here's a little bit of what I'm working on. Not enough for an update so I'm not posting it until a little later. I really want to get this scene up and done (not out of the way, mind you, since that would trivialize it and I don't want to do that) so I can work on another story. And I still have to really work on Freaky Temptation to get that out to MAGENTA MOON because she's so fucking awesome!!

But anyway, here you go:

Joe quietly sat on the coffee table as he watched Kristi lunge at Layla. Their tongues were visibly battling for space between their mouths. Layla grabbed a fist full of Kristi’s blonde locks and pulled slightly. Something Joe knew turned her on.

“Fucking sexy bitch,” Layla muttered when she pulled Kristi away from her.

Kristi tilted her head down to maximize the intensity of which Layla was pulling at her hair. With her chin practically in her chest, Kristi bit her lip and fluttered her eye lashes.

“Me?” she said innocently.

The auburn Mistress dove at her. Their lips clashed together and Joe could feel the heat from them rising from the sofa and colliding with his body. He felt a bead of sweat drip from his brow as he watched them. Layla’s hands reached for the button of Kristi’s pants as Kristi rose to her knees on the couch.

I *so* suck!

But I never have any complaints so that's okay, right?

I promised a smallish update on All In Your Mind by 1/15. I totes forgot about that shit! Once I get what I want to get into Word(s) for FT2, I'll be bouncing back and forth between all three stories. Should be interesting. I have a game plan, a plan of attack, and I'm not afraid to use it. It will be rotating fun! ;)

Not as fun as a triple dutch rudder (my word, what ever does she mean by a triple dutch rudder?) but fun.

The One Desire.... .............................look for it, ya know, a little later. ;)

* The Feisty Tales Board *

The only place you can read the Freaky Saga, While The Ocean Rocked and All In Your Mind (and anything else I write) will be The Feisty Tales board.

The stories, although just archived on another board, aren't posted for "public" viewing any where but TFT.

So, ya know, join up if you wanna know what's going on.

http://thefeistytales.adultforumhost.com

(More reasoning behind this a little later- after I mail out a package, I'll explain why!)

* snippet *

Just a quick peek at what I'm working on for chapter 18. Yes, already in Chapter 18. This story is going to be longer than Set You Free, by God! With these three? This is proving to be a little bit more than a difficult task. See if you can understand why! Damn triangle of power. The TriForce. ;)

Joe had already greeted Layla with a hug when Kristi approached them, fumbling to get her keys into her purse.

“I always love when I get to see you out of the house on a work day,” he said and embraced her. “Always feels like I’m having an affair with some big, important business executive.”

Kristi narrowed her eyes and started to speak, “I am, well, sort of a big, important busi-.”

“So, Joe,” Layla said as she took his hand from Kristi’s hip. “Where do you want to eat?”

I think math club dork was just demoted to chess club. Please don’t put me in the Star Wars club, you filthy rich bitch, Kristi thought as she chewed her lip and wobbled on a heel.

“You know what?” Joe said with a sparkle in his eye as he looked at Layla. “Maybe we should just hang out here. I can order something.”

“Kristi?” Layla said, still keeping her eyes locked with Joe’s. “What do you think Joe wants to eat?”

“I have an idea,” she joked and pinched Joe’s side. Her joke was ignored and he answered for her.

“I wouldn’t mind The Habit,” he said and then turned to Kristi. “You fly, I buy.”

“Oh, Joe,” she pulled at the pocket she knew held the ruby. “Maybe I don’t want to be the one running to-.”

“Go run and get something,” Layla ordered Kristi.

“Well,” Joe said to Layla. “She doesn’t really have to if she doesn’t want to.”

Kristi stood with her hand out to Joe, “Give me money and I’ll fucking go.”

“Don’t talk to him like that,” Layla interjected.

“She can talk to me how ever she wants.”

“And I will,” Kristi finished as she grabbed the money from Joe’s hand.

* FEISTY FOTO CONTEST WINNER *

We have a winner! And let me just say, the winner wasn't the one that submitted the MOST pictures, either. She submitted some that were just worth more than what other people had submitted. There were specifics (which I'll post later) about some that I was looking for. For instance, name brands, creativity, originality- that sort of stuff.

SO! Congratulations to MAGENTA MOON!! 

You have won the very first Feisty Foto Contest. You've won a printed and bound copy of the Freaky Temptation manuscript. This will be the one that includes the "fanfic" names, not the one that will be published, mind you. It's the original. It's my baby. :)

Here are the scores. It was damn close.

Magenta Moon......108

Blue Halo.........107

Violet Bunny.......95

Cyan Storm.........88

Sapphire Heart.....59
Jade...............57

Honeydew Dancer....42

Blazing Flower.....40
Sage Fire..........38
Purple Giggles.....15

Midnight Star.......5

Midnight Fucshia....3

Few things really quick

Foto Contest winner(s) will be announced today.


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Writing some good FT2 shit! :)

* snippet *

A little bit of what I've been working on:

Joe emerged from the room within the suite wearing a raggedy old t-shirt and what looked like dirty jeans.

“Seriously?” Eman said as he lifted just one of his fluffy eyebrows. “That’s what you’re going to wear?”

“What?” Joe said looking down at himself.

“Look at me,” Eman said as he smoothed his blazer and turned around. “Now look at you. Look at me. Now look at you.”

Examining himself, Joe shrugged, “Say my name, bitch.”

“What?”

“Say my name?”

“Joey fuckin’ McIntyre.”

“Exactly,” Joe said pointing Eman directly in the face. “Now say your name. Say my name then say your name. Who is who here?”

Eman grabbed Joe’s finger and twisted it, “You’re such a fuck.”

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